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Letter To The World
To: The World
From: The USA
Subject: Technical Notice
Dear World,
The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of
liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008
service outage.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption
has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced
Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed
equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it
to be fully functional by mid-January.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look
forward to resuming full service — and hopefully even to improving
it in years to come.
Thank you for your patience and understanding,
— USA
Have a good holiday!
cj
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Republicans, Are You Listenin’
In honor of the upcoming Holiday Season, Pennsylvania for Change will be sharing parodies of famous Christmas songs. This song is sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”.
Republicans, are ya listenin’
Whose ass now are ya kissin’
It’s a beautiful sight
We’re happy tonight
Walkin’ in a Democratic land.
In the meadow we can build a windmill
And generate some power for the town
In the fileds we’ll make sure it stays farmland
And kick the Walmart’s ass if they’re around.
Later, on they’ll conspire
As Limbaugh fans their ire
No matter what they do
More States will turn blue
Walkin’ in a Democratic land.
author: Breezy
And now for some music from Jason Mraz.
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Pennsylvanians Listen Up
When your driving around, you will notice that there are several McCain/Palin signs or just Palin signs on peoples lawns. Where are all the Obama signs? Well, if you don’t have the Obama/Biden sign nailed to a fence or tree or close to your house, a Republican will steal it. For some strange reason, these Republicans think that if an Obama/Biden sign isn’t present, people won’t vote for Obama. Stupid fools. What the Republicans aren’t telling you is that the McCain/Palin signs were handed out to all the Republicans that promised to vote for McCain/Palin. All the other houses without signs are voting for Obama/Biden and the number of houses without signs far exceeds the number of houses with McCain/Palin signs.
(satire)
Volunteer or donate or do both, help get out the vote on November 4, 2008. The Obama campaign is really the people’s campaign.
Get up, get moving.
Who needs intelligence when we can have Sarah Palin. After all, intelligence would confirm that the earth is older than 6000 years and that dinosaurs did NOT exist alone side of humans. And we don’t need real doctors because we can tap into Palin’s witch doctor when we feel ill.
Watch out for Putin’s head… it may be rising at anytime.
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Hey Sarah Palin
Some late night Monday night music.
(special thanks to another Patriot, Jesus General)
My skill set isn’t at a high enough level for me to post this with vodpod. Everytime I try, it goes crazy on me. So instead, I am attaching this link to one of the best satirical news… The Onion on line.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/old_grizzled_third_party
If you can’t get a giggle out of this one, they you are brain dead.
Then it’s Bill Maher…
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