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The Fox and the Crazy Man
The “Fox” would be Fox Opinion Network and the “Crazy Man” would be Glenn Beck.
Unless someone can prove me wrong, there is a strong probability that Glenn Beck suffers from Schizoaffective Disorder, sub-group Bi-Polar. Beck’s mother committed suicide and Beck made an attempt at suicide. He cries and then he rants and raves and displays delusional thinking which includes paranoia and conspiracy theories. Studies suggest that there is a genetic component to this disorder. Glenn Beck may also be suffering from Thought Disorder. There is a possibility that Michele Bachmann suffers from the same Though Disorder.
Unless someone can prove me wrong, Sarah Palin displays many of the behaviors of Thought Disorder as evidenced by Circumstantiality and Schizophasia (Word Salad). Beck, Palin and Bachmann when speaking in public, often exhibit Speech Derailment.
I just hope that Beck’s head doesn’t explode on TV. Since health care reform has passed and is now the law of the land, someone please, keep the razor blades away from Michele Bachmann.
(satire)
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Sarah’s Final Song
Looks like we won’t have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore (Oh, God, please let her be gone for good). Today, Sarah “The Quitter” Palin is no longer the Governor of Alaska. In her memory, my friend Wayne created a parody which is well worth reading. Here, Pick Wayne’s Brain and enjoy.
Good Bye, Sarah. We won’t be missing you.
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Sarah Palin and The Right Stuff
If Sarah Palin aborted her responsibilities as a governor because she can’t take the heat from the press, then she will surely melt once the press, the talk show hosts and the blogs heat up with attacks during a presidential campaign. Sarah Palin does not have the “right stuff”. She whines too much and folds too easily. When things get shaky, she bails.
Sarah Palin is no Chuck Yeager.
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Sarah Kissing Joe the Plumber
Archie provided this parody sung to the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
We saw Sarah kissing Joe the Plumber
Underneath the bleachers, late last night.She took off her glasses
As his hands squeezed her firm masses
They were smitten by each others looks and intellectual vastness
Then we saw Sarah stroking Joe the Plumber
On top of his hairless head so smooth
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
Had Todd showed up in his snow machineWith Sarah kissing Joe last night.
Dobson’s “Focus on the Family” group is joyful over John McCain’s choice for vice president, Sarah Palin. She is their dream come true.
Recently, a flyer was sent to Evangelicals that stated that if Barack Obama is elected president, then Armageddon would happen. What the flyer neglects to tell these Evangelicals is that Sarah Palin practices a religion that believes in the “End Times” and that she is hoping for the “Rapture” to happen in her lifetime. Her church in Wasilla, AK, teaches its followers to prepare for the final coming of Jesus and that Alaska is where they need to be for the Rapture. It’s coming soon, if they can help it.
Her minister says that she approaches people with respect… well… she certainly doesn’t show respect when she refuses to admonish hate speech at her rallies.
I don’t believe that Sarah Palin’s religious beliefs reflect those of most Christians. You see, Sarah Palin preaches hate as evidenced by her support of hate speech at her rallies. She smiles when someone in the crowd shouts “kill him” or “terrorist”. A true follower of Jesus Christ would have responded like Barack Obama did when people booed at the mention of John McCain’s name. Obama shook his head and said to the crowd, “Now we don’t need any of that here.” Sarah Palin preaches divisiveness by stating that there are only certain Americans that are proAmerica. Barack Obama speaks of unity by stating that we are all Americans and we all love our country.
Jesus brought us the Gospel of Love and taught us that we are all equal in the eyes of God and that we are all brothers and sisters. Real Christians don’t spread hate and prejudice. Listen to this video posted earlier today. Jesus never told his followers to kill someone nor did he approve of killing. Jesus said, “turn the other cheek” which is something that Barack Obama does all the time. No candidate has received so many hate filled threats as Barack Obama and yet he brushes this hatred off. He follows his Christian faith, something that all these racists and haters should learn to do.
I’m not afraid of having Barack Obama as our next President and Joe Biden as our next Vice President. What truly frightens me is “more wars, less jobs” John McCain as President and one 72 year old heartbeat away, “end times” Sarah Palin waiting in the wings.
For more about the teachings of Jesus, visit
PublicChristian or Matthew 25 Network
It will nourish your spirit.
(h/t to TheZoo and Andrew Sullivan)
This is worst than Putin grinning at Palin from the shores of Russia because there are terrorist threats happening right here in this country. It is the McCain campaign having Americans viciously attacking other Americans. Jackbauer8393 has the latest on the robo calls in western Pennsylvania. This racism is ugly and has no place in this nation.
What is with Sarah Palin’s latest talks? She is happy to be with “proAmericans” in small towns. What does that make all the other Americans that live in urban and suburban areas? We are pro “what????” in Palin’s mind? She has no room to talk about proAmerica because her husband Todd was a member of an anti-America group, the Alaska Independence Party.
For the last 8 years, the politics of this nation has been neighbor against neighbor, yelling at each other over the fence. Now we have Sarah Palin pitting Americans against Americans. This nation is in an economic crisis that is SO very dangerous that the US economy is teetering on the edge of a precipice and could easily fall over the edge into oblivion. If we want to survive as a nation and regrow our economy, ALL Americans must work together. We cannot continue with the politics of divisiveness and expect our economy to recover. The McCain/Palin campaign is stoking the fires of hatred among it’s supporters. This hatred is so putrid that the non-supporters of McCain/Palin will never join them and our nation will continue with 4 more years of divisive politics without economic growth.
The Obama/Biden campaign tells us that we are ALL Americans. There are no Red States. There are no Blue States. There are no proAmerica small towns and antiAmerica cities and suburbs. We are all proAmerica and if the McCain/Palin campaign doesn’t want to consider us ALL proAmerica, then they don’t deserve our vote because the President of the United States governs ALL Americans and not just the small number of people that Sarah Palin describes.
A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND. (Matthew 12:25)
Who needs intelligence when we can have Sarah Palin. After all, intelligence would confirm that the earth is older than 6000 years and that dinosaurs did NOT exist alone side of humans. And we don’t need real doctors because we can tap into Palin’s witch doctor when we feel ill.
Watch out for Putin’s head… it may be rising at anytime.
It’s difficult for me to believe that these hate mongers are really Americans. And this is exactly what Sarah Palin and John McCain support; lies and hate.
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