The question of the day, from our friend over at The Bruce Blog… This was just to good not to share 😆
(posted here with Bruce’s permission)
How many PUMAs does it take to change a light bulb?
A reader of my blog who knows I’m a HUGE “FAN” of the PUMA movement issued me the following challenge: to write a joke: “How many PUMAs does it take to change a light bulb?”
I always did like a good challenge. Okay, here goes:
How many PUMAs does it take to change a light bulb?
One to declare there are 18 million pairs of hands ready to change it right now
One to declare Donna Brazile and the DNC tampered with the socket
One to start a website: Just Say No Darkness
One to start another website: PUMA (P.U. to Mental Agility)
One to alert the media there’s a huge movement to hold onto their favorite stepladder
One to buy a bus and stick a lot of “sun” decals on it
One to declare they’ve raised millions to reduce the utility bill
One to go on Hardball to admit they’ve actually only raised 50 cents
One to declare they will NEVER vote for using the elitist “high energy stress reliever bulb”!
And one to have the bright idea to change the bulb in Denver!
Okay, so how many is that?..
…I’m still trying to figure out Mountain Time.
(Thanks to Katrina!)
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