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Humor

Good Night Bush

This video was made at the Inauguration of President Barack Hussein Obama.  Watching it, brought back great memories of that day.

You can tell by the people reading this book, that it was a happy crowd dispite the problems experieced because of the overwhelming crowds.

(Just in case embedding gets disabled:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLi1kbtwbg)

Here’s a link to the “Official George W. Bush Presidential Librarium“.  Enjoy   🙂

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Parody Politics

Twas the Night… Yes We Can

T’was the Night Before Inauguration
By John Cobarruvias
BayAreaHouston.blogspot.com

T’was the night before inauguration and what to my dismay
The market was tanking, I lost my 401K!
The stocks were hung, in downfall they stuck
While Bush did nothing, a truly lame duck

The republicans were nestled, their heads in the sand
With visions of defeat of the republican brand.
And Cheney with his gun, his heart a pace
Looking for someone, to shoot in the face.

When out on the house floor, there came such a clatter
I sprang to the internets to find what’s the matter.
Away to my screen I ran with a flash
Hoping the market, didn’t crash.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Showed me someone I needed to know.
When what to my eyes, I paused, with a comma
But a vision of hope, It was Barack Obama!

With excitement and conviction in each of his steps
I wondered what he and his elves, would do next.
More rapid than eagles his appointments they came
And he whistled and shouted, and called them by name.

Now Emanuel! Now, Daschle! Now Richardson and Biden!
On, Clinton, On Napolitano, and Gates, no sense in hidin’!
To fix the economy, our reputation and more.
And to stop the killing of this unnecessary war.

As Obama stood still, the republicans they trembled
Remembering 8 years of a disaster they had assembled.
They’ve broken our banks, and doubled our debt.
They scared us to death with weapons of threats.

They squandered a surplus, They started a war.
They shredded our constitution, littered on the floor.
They attack our unions, our immigrants and those who are gay.
They claim to be Christians, yet on the sick they prey.

We may never recover from this hole they dug.
But we will climb to the top with an American tug.
The republican party has destroyed all that matters
They deserve nothing more but to hold the damn ladder.

But his voice did change, along with a smile.
Thinking of the bills that soon would be filed.
Protect those who are old and young alike
Restore our honor and our military might.

Protect our planet, and clean our air.
While creating a surplus we can leave to our heirs
Fix our economy, and health care for all.
And honor those who fought, and those who fall.

Obama sprang to his feet, to his team he gave a shout.
The challenges seem impossible, hard work needed no doubt
But I heard him exclaim ere he talked and ran.
Hey! It’s not just a slogan, YES WE CAN!

——–

Have a great Holiday everyone.
There is hope in the White House!

For the Texans who receive this: FYI: John Cobarruvias is the man who filed the ethics complaint against Speaker Tom Craddick and his daughter Christy Craddick.

(from an email)

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Satire

Letter To The World

The World From Space
The World From Space

To: The World

From: The USA

Subject: Technical Notice

Dear World,

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of

liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008

service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption

has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced

Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed

equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it

to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look

forward to resuming full service — and hopefully even to improving

it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding,

— USA

Have a good holiday!

cj