Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don’t bother writing back that this is a hoax.
I know possum is not a white meat.
NOTE: This is not my joke. I received this in an email and couldn’t stop laughing. We could all use a good laugh. It’s good for your health.
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This is funny for sure.
But what isn’t is that the stereotype portrayed is actually something many of these people are proud of.
Too bad for those people 🙂
Would they be the same “people” that enjoy Rush Porkulus Limbaugh?
Mao-mart fanatics are the loyal types. They’re loyal to their sisters, their guns, and (their interpretation of) the Bible.
I laughed harder with each one.
I wonder if their wine will come in the snack box size with the little straw.
my2bucks – funny. I’ll look for the “lunch box” size next time I’m at Wally Mart.
I love it when I see the “enlightened” look down on others. To all of you I say BRAVO!!!