Archie provided this parody sung to the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
We saw Sarah kissing Joe the Plumber
Underneath the bleachers, late last night.
She took off her glasses
As his hands squeezed her firm masses
They were smitten by each others looks and intellectual vastness
Then we saw Sarah stroking Joe the Plumber
On top of his hairless head so smooth
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
Had Todd showed up in his snow machine
With Sarah kissing Joe last night.