Bad King George

Time for another Christmas song parody. This one is sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas and was authored by K. Ferandan.

Bad King George looks down his nose
On the Constitution,
Turn his back on children’s health,
Stem cells, and pollution.
Likes to start preemptive wars;
He invents the reason.
Anyone who questions him
Is accused of tre-ea-son.

He thinks he’s a holy man,
Also patriotic.
From the outside looking in,
It’s more like he’s psychotic.
Thinks the voice he hears is God’s,
Granting absolution.
Careful George, or you’ll wind up
In an institu-uu-tion.

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