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Letter To The World

The World From Space
The World From Space

To: The World

From: The USA

Subject: Technical Notice

Dear World,

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of

liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008

service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption

has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced

Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed

equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it

to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look

forward to resuming full service — and hopefully even to improving

it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding,

— USA

Have a good holiday!

cj

By Cats r Flyfishn

Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up.

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