The Bunny and The Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and
tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little
nose.

‘Oh please excuse me,’ said the bunny. ‘I didn’t mean to trip
over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.’

‘That’s perfectly all right,’ replied the snake. ‘To be sure,
it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I
didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?’

‘Well, I really don’t know,’ said the bunny. ‘I’m blind, and
I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.’

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, ‘Well,
you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little
fluffy tail and a twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!’

The bunny said, ‘I can’t thank you enough. But by the way,
what kind of animal are you?’

The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny
agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked,
‘Well, what kind of an animal am I?’

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,
‘You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…You must
be a POLITICIAN!’

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